Posting Lunch to Facebook… But with a good reason.
Okay, by now everybody knows that posting what you just ate on social media sites is an indicator that somebody needs a self-importance-control-bitch-slap. This said, I have to report that I did in fact just have a incredible sandwich.
That it was I that ate it is of no importance at all. None. I acknowledge this. Thou shalt not give a damn about that part.
But I must share this practical helpful tip with all my friends:
Blue cheese mustard.
It’s one of those things, that when first encountered, makes you say “what the hell took so long for us to think of this?” Pure gustatory brilliance. It gives me hope for western civilization, karmically balancing unrecycled plastic and blue screen ads for “shamwow”s. If we can produce something this wonderful, then maybe America isn’t totally screwed!
Seriously, get some, you will thank me rather than damming me for yet another stupid “look what I just ate” post.
(And folks, unless you ate an entire giant squid or other newsworthy object by yourself, really, nobody cares, sorry.)
